4 Weeks Of Sex
Well this week I received another (there must be something about the cold winter month of February that they think is conducive to winning over new converts using the "sex" angle):
My posting of a year ago earned a link from OldTruth.com, where drawing crowds to church with sex therapy sermons was the topic of discussion. There they talked about large billboards encouraging people to visit mylamesexlife.com, among other things, to lure them to church.
Now, I don't suspect that over the next four weeks Eastlake Community Church will be engaging in orgies, or offering sex demonstrations. So why not just entice people with a more truthful, and descriptively accurate message? Well, because sex sells, and regardless of how puritan they want to you to think they are, these churches fully understand the power of sex to draw a crowd to the pews.
So come on down to Eastlake Community Church, and enjoy some good old sex and rock 'n' roll. There's no mention of drugs in this flyer, but loud music must mean some kind of Judas Priest will be in the house!
Posted at 2/08/2007 08:20:00 PM PT
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Hey, maybe I'll stop being an athiest if I can get laid.
My guess is that if you go to this thing as an atheist that expresses an as-yet unfulfilled desire to change your ways.....then you'll get plenty of offers of sex. Religious girls just love trying to "save" wayward gentlemen.
See you Sunday!
Years ago, before I realized how utterly fruitless it was (hey! That could be a bad pun), I used to engage fundamentalist Christians in debate, for sport, whenever accosted by them. Not usually one to give up easily in matches of verbal ping-pong, I usually recused myself quickly because of the exquisitely graphic, unsolicited stories they often shared about their sex lives. Of course, these were married couples; singles were expected to be abstinent, lest they roast in an eternal convection oven.
They don't call 'em FUNdamentalists for nothin, you know. Just ask Ted Haggard and his flock. (Wait -forgot - he's been to Sexual Orientation Reform School and is now a Realy Happy Heterosexual For Good, Period. No more meth, either. Yawn.
Okay, scratch that FUNdamentlist comment. But I'll bet the loud music kicks ASS !
Is Kirk Cameron in the band? Willie Aames? 'Rerun' from 'What's Happenin''? If so, I will go to incredibly drastic lengths to catch one of their gigs...
Sorry for the parade-o'typos. It's late...
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Bill, perhaps you should contact Eastlake Community Church instead. That congregation appears to be in need of your products.
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